Dave U. Random
2010-02-25 21:30:32 UTC
Oh sure, they have a website and all. Beano
is the best thing since sliced bread.
http://www.beanogas.com/ "BEANO IS DIFFERENT AND BETTER."
"Unlike other gas medicines, Beano is a natural food enzyme dietary
supplement that can help prevent gas before it starts. Available in a
convenient tablet or liquid, Beano helps you digest the complex
carbohydrates in many of your favorite healthy foods - not just beans.
With Beano, you can comfortably enjoy nutritious foods that are an
essential part of a healthy diet."
But let's look at the darker side of Beano. My aunt liked her beans,
and frequently used Beano to avoid farting. She died of massive
colon cancer which had spread everywhere at the age of seventy.
Coincidence? I think not.
For obvious reasons, I'm using a remailer.
A.Lurker. A.nonymous.
is the best thing since sliced bread.
http://www.beanogas.com/ "BEANO IS DIFFERENT AND BETTER."
"Unlike other gas medicines, Beano is a natural food enzyme dietary
supplement that can help prevent gas before it starts. Available in a
convenient tablet or liquid, Beano helps you digest the complex
carbohydrates in many of your favorite healthy foods - not just beans.
With Beano, you can comfortably enjoy nutritious foods that are an
essential part of a healthy diet."
But let's look at the darker side of Beano. My aunt liked her beans,
and frequently used Beano to avoid farting. She died of massive
colon cancer which had spread everywhere at the age of seventy.
Coincidence? I think not.
For obvious reasons, I'm using a remailer.
A.Lurker. A.nonymous.