Garland Tax-Cut Makes Scents

[Sanders Kaufman]

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Garland-Cuts-Taxes-To-Lure-Businesses-148406505.html

Garland is a cesspool of evangelical and anti-government extremists - so
nobody wants to do business with them.
They voted a cut in business taxes, trying to PAY someone to do business
with them.
One company took them up on their offer, "Bodega Meats".

Most communities wouldn't let an ethnic meat-rendering plant into their
community for any price.
They're gross, they're an environmental mess, and they stink up the place
for miles around.
But the Christians are desperate, and this is the only company that was
willing to do business with them.

So - for the best dog and rat jerky in all of Texas, y'all head on out to
Garland for some good, down-home cookin!
You'll come for the food, but you'll stay for the atmosphere.

[wireless]

Post by Sanders Kaufman
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Garland-Cuts-Taxes-To-Lure-Businesses-148406505.html
Garland is a cesspool of evangelical and anti-government extremists - so
nobody wants to do business with them.
They voted a cut in business taxes, trying to PAY someone to do business
with them.
One company took them up on their offer, "Bodega Meats".
Most communities wouldn't let an ethnic meat-rendering plant into their
community for any price.
They're gross, they're an environmental mess, and they stink up the
place for miles around.
But the Christians are desperate, and this is the only company that was
willing to do business with them.
So - for the best dog and rat jerky in all of Texas, y'all head on out
to Garland for some good, down-home cookin!
You'll come for the food, but you'll stay for the atmosphere.

You're just prejudiced because the mayor is Black. Did they catch you
pandering in Garland, or maybe you got a speeding ticket?
It's a city of 200,000 people, all of whom do better than you financially.

[wireless]

Post by Sanders Kaufman
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Garland-Cuts-Taxes-To-Lure-Businesses-148406505.html
Garland is a cesspool of evangelical and anti-government extremists - so
nobody wants to do business with them.
They voted a cut in business taxes, trying to PAY someone to do business
with them.
One company took them up on their offer, "Bodega Meats".
Most communities wouldn't let an ethnic meat-rendering plant into their
community for any price.
They're gross, they're an environmental mess, and they stink up the
place for miles around.
But the Christians are desperate, and this is the only company that was
willing to do business with them.
So - for the best dog and rat jerky in all of Texas, y'all head on out
to Garland for some good, down-home cookin!
You'll come for the food, but you'll stay for the atmosphere.

You are prejudiced because the mayor is Black. Typical of your left wing
bigotry. Garland has 200,000 people, and almost all are better off
financially, and earn more than you do.
I think they either caught you pandering in the park, exposing yourself,
or you got a ticket in Garland.
They have lots of Christians and lots of businesses in Garland. They are
happy that they don't have you.

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

Post by Sanders Kaufman
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Garland-Cuts-Taxes-To-Lure-Businesses-
148406505.html
Garland is a cesspool of evangelical and anti-government extremists -
so nobody wants to do business with them.
They voted a cut in business taxes, trying to PAY someone to do
business with them.
One company took them up on their offer, "Bodega Meats".
Most communities wouldn't let an ethnic meat-rendering plant into
their community for any price.
They're gross, they're an environmental mess, and they stink up the
place for miles around.
But the Christians are desperate, and this is the only company that
was willing to do business with them.
So - for the best dog and rat jerky in all of Texas, y'all head on out
to Garland for some good, down-home cookin!
You'll come for the food, but you'll stay for the atmosphere.

I snipped "rec.pets.cats.the.other.white.meat" from the NG line. Troll
much?

I wonder what the future (downwind) neighbors think?

[Al]

Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet

Post by Sanders Kaufman
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Garland-Cuts-Taxes-To-Lure-Businesses-
148406505.html
Garland is a cesspool of evangelical and anti-government extremists -
so nobody wants to do business with them.
They voted a cut in business taxes, trying to PAY someone to do
business with them.
One company took them up on their offer, "Bodega Meats".
Most communities wouldn't let an ethnic meat-rendering plant into
their community for any price.
They're gross, they're an environmental mess, and they stink up the
place for miles around.
But the Christians are desperate, and this is the only company that
was willing to do business with them.
So - for the best dog and rat jerky in all of Texas, y'all head on out
to Garland for some good, down-home cookin!
You'll come for the food, but you'll stay for the atmosphere.

I snipped "rec.pets.cats.the.other.white.meat" from the NG line. Troll
much?
I wonder what the future (downwind) neighbors think?

Lots of drooling.

[Sanders Kaufman]

Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
I wonder what the future (downwind) neighbors think?

It's Garland - they don't think there; they just BELIEVE.

[Cujo DeSockpuppet]

Post by Sanders Kaufman

Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
I wonder what the future (downwind) neighbors think?

It's Garland - they don't think there; they just BELIEVE.

I used to pass by slaughterhouses[1] and chemical plants on my way to
work. While I doubt this will be as bad, I would find a way to thank the
officials for pushing this killer of property values down my throat if I
had to put up with the stench.

[1] Including the one Joe Frazier worked at many years ago, which was the
inspiration for the Rocky scenes.

(Bonus points for the name of the slaughterhouse)

[baddude]

Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet

Post by Sanders Kaufman

Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
I wonder what the future (downwind) neighbors think?

It's Garland - they don't think there; they just BELIEVE.

I used to pass by slaughterhouses[1] and chemical plants on my way to
work. While I doubt this will be as bad, I would find a way to thank the
officials for pushing this killer of property values down my throat if I
had to put up with the stench.
[1] Including the one Joe Frazier worked at many years ago, which was the
inspiration for the Rocky scenes.
(Bonus points for the name of the slaughterhouse)

Eric Holder's Assault Rifle Sales Company?

[baddude]

Post by Sanders Kaufman

Post by Cujo DeSockpuppet
I wonder what the future (downwind) neighbors think?

It's Garland - they don't think there; they just BELIEVE.

Are they Obamabots?

[OCSDFW]

Yea, but how does it taste?

Post by Sanders Kaufman
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Garland-Cuts-Taxes-To-Lure-Businesses-148406505.html
Garland is a cesspool of evangelical and anti-government extremists - so
nobody wants to do business with them.
They voted a cut in business taxes, trying to PAY someone to do business
with them.
One company took them up on their offer, "Bodega Meats".
Most communities wouldn't let an ethnic meat-rendering plant into their
community for any price.
They're gross, they're an environmental mess, and they stink up the place
for miles around.
But the Christians are desperate, and this is the only company that was
willing to do business with them.
So - for the best dog and rat jerky in all of Texas, y'all head on out to
Garland for some good, down-home cookin!
You'll come for the food, but you'll stay for the atmosphere.

[baddude]

Post by OCSDFW
Yea, but how does it taste?

Like his daughter's snatch.